Slap Happy is a masturbation and sex lubricant aid. It was primarily developed as a masturbation lotion, but has other obvious uses when especially your spouse is in the room – can also be used as sex lubricant.
Slap Happy Masturbation (Masterbation) Cream has many proven ingredients that prevent friction caused by skin on skin contact. Using phony brands can be very unhealthy for your penis, and the skin on your penis, as your pores can become clogged, or irritation can develop from extra friction. Don’t trust any other masturbation aid.
When the time comes for some time alone, you want slick, soft warming action that lasts as long as you do without leaving a mess. Slap Happy Masterbation Cream is formulated to help give you the moments of pleasure you’re after while leaving your skin soft, smooth and refreshing smell.
Slap Happy Masterbation Cream Benefits
Whether you’re alone or with a partner, Slap Happy Masturbation Cream naturally spices up your pleasure. It always feels gooey and soft, goes on smooth, and warms quickly – just like nature intended.
Further, their gentle formula is PH balanced and won’t irritate tender tissues or clog pores. The Slap Happy Masturbation (Masterbation) cream goes to work when it is most needed by you and keeps on working as long as you wish.
That means whenever you are looking for soft, warming and slick action which lasts for a long time without actually leaving a huge mess, opt for Slap Happy Masterbation Cream.
Leaves your skin feeling soft, and plush
Non-irritating formula
Does not clog pores
Less friction with increased lubrication
Delicious, sexy smelling formulation
Will not dry out
Long lasting, even with single application
Safe to use every day!
Non messy, easy clean up
Slap Happy Cream – Also for Intercourse
The cream can also be used when you’re getting intimate with your partner. The smell of the cream is made to stimulate and trigger endorphins in the brain that leads to sexual ‘titivation’. It makes for an excellent lube to use for intercourse, along with manual stimulation.
My partner and I now use this product exclusively. While it’s great when I have to get the job done myself: It makes for an excellent, long lasting sexual lubricant.
The Cost
Comes with a 90-Day money back guarantee and discreet shipping.
2 Months Package = $39.00
4 Months Package (Buy 3 + 1 Free) = $63.00
6 Months Package (Buy 4 + 2 Free) = $79.00
Once you start using Slap Happy, you’ll love it. You’ll love the smooth and slippery feeling you get from it and how it lasts as long as you want. You’ll want to keep plenty “on hand” as you enjoy its many benefits.
